For some reason, despite my better judgement saying one of the other two is the lie, I'm choosing 1.
1. Involved in a high stakes chase to rescue a fellow player's boyfriend and best friend while the party was dressed in batman themed disguises.
2. Was the only member of the party to not get fucked over by the Deck of Many things, only getting a monster infested keep and persuasion bonus.
3. Their illness was called the "spinny", preventing them from realizing their illness had severely worsened for several sessions.
Edit: nope! It was 1! Cronos sat out of that particular event, instead sipping tea when the player came back unsuccessful. And Cronos's illness was indeed called the spinny instead of "Planar Rotation Sickness". It left Cronos very confused and it was hilarious.