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Dal (That's Me!!!!)
“You bozos spend so much time being pissed at me, and for what? Maybe unsubscribe from all that hate in your heart first, lmao.”
irritable . spiteful . competitive . brash . willful
Making her living on libel and defamation, Dal is a clickbaity newsletter for some trashy celebrity gossip site, and boy oh boy is it impossible to get off her mailing list!! She’s known around Cyber City for her self-published tabloid, Dish.Dirt (or D3 for short), a delightful periodical full of absolute slander and made up bullshit in almost every article. She writes articles about anything and anyone that catches her interesting—heck, she’s probably written an article about you! And it was full of entirely false and reputation-ruining information!!! Oh but don’t worry, if you file a complain she’ll take the article down…for a substantial fee, of course :^) Hey, the publishing business ain’t cheap, buddy!
Her personal hero is her loudmouth sketchy uncle—he used to be a pretty BIG deal back when she was a kid, as she’ll tell you approximately 600 times in one conversation. Shame she has no clue what happened to him…. :/ ANYWAY, thanks to her sour personality, nasty articles, and all around atrocious reputation, she isn’t very well liked in her community for some reason! That’s fine by her; better to be hated than not thought about all, ahahaha <3 (Dal definitely isn’t harboring massive complexes about being forgotten or anything, nooooo siree!!! Not like her family just completely stopped talking about her uncle or anything!!!!! It’s FINE!!!!!!)
Whatever. Drama? Turmoil? Chaos?? That’s just business, baby. And business is trending real hot right now. BLAZING hot.
- Her dad is the pink Addison who sells the FreezeRing :^)
- Her middle name is "Chaser."
- Is a fairly terrible photographer, and often bribes people to go take photos for her to be used in D3 articles.
- Has a New York accent.
- She can cry on command.
- Always has a pencil on her person so she can take notes about any developing drama. She's also left handed!
- Loves iced coffee, (winning) games, and swords.
- Tends to use "slang" she picked up from her uncle when she was a kid (i.e. "kromer", "cungadero") not realizing it's just weird shit he made up and isn't actual real slang any normal person uses.
- Married and divorced the same guy like three times???!?!
