Drake

explanation (how this happened);

• Went to a friend's house and their ex-husband misheard my name. I just ran with it.

• big ass goofball

• still can't get his girlfriend to send titty pics
• once beat a man with a banjo he just bought (in self defense)
• often misunderstands situations
• may choose to say words how he pronounces it even if it's pronounced another way.
• extremely odd fashion sense
• very much a lightweight when it comes to any substance
• can be extremely naive at times
• impervious to flirt attempts
• likes:
  • to be called step-bro
  • weed
  • being barefoot and feeling the wet grass between his toes
  • fishing; recreationally (catch-release)
  • Norwegian folk music
  • crisp morning air
  • Skinny jeans; calls his legs toothpicks while wearing
  • loves sunglasses not necessarily for their intended purpose
• dislikes:
  • when you kink shame him
  • coffee (tastes very bitter)