⇀ Description

There is not a single person on this great green earth who even comes close to being as stubborn and contentious as Phoebe Lewis. She just loves arguing with people, as it allows her to flesh out ideas and explore other points of view. She can get a little too heated, though, and many people find her infuriating as a result. Those who can tolerate her constant bickering will find her to be a loyal (if somewhat annoying) friend.

Nothing is sacred to Phoebe, be it the church, the government, or the law. As far as she's concerned, if it doesn't stand up to her arguments, it doesn't deserve her respect. Unfortunately, her distaste for a poorly thought-out argument often broadens to include the arguer(s) themselves; if someone approaches her with some half-baked reasoning, her opinion of them will quickly turn sour. People that cling to antiquated ideas are a special pet peeve of hers, and she's usually very snarky and condescending towards them.

Phoebe's argumentative nature is dwarfed only by her independence. She despises being controlled, and she'll do everything in her power to avoid it. She often lashes out at authority figures, using sharp wit and physical intimidation to try and cow them. If her boss wasn't so easygoing she would have been fired years ago. She's also incredibly pessimistic and tends to see the worst in everything and everyone.

Phoebe isn't all hatred and vitriol, though. She's actually energetic and bubbly, and she's very friendly as long as you aren't on her shit list. She can certainly be rude and has a hell of a time reading social cues, but as long as you don't mind someone questioning your beliefs, she's pretty easy to get along with. She also loves cheesy soap operas and discussing them with her is an easy way to get on her good side.

Phoebe's abrasiveness tends to drive potential friends away, leaving her with few people she's truly close to. This loneliness bothers her far more than she lets on, and it's one of the driving factors behind her drinking. She isn't an alcoholic per se, but under times of great stress she's been known to down a lot of wine.

⇀ Stats

⇀ Quirks & Habits

• When she's anxious or nervous she wraps her tail tightly around her waist. It feels a little like a hug and helps her calm down.
• Being a unicorn, she has quite a bit of raw magical talent, but she's never learned how to properly harness it. Instead she squanders it on day-to-day things like loosening the lid on a pickle jar and grabbing the remote without getting up.
• She's gifted with powerful clairsentience, but she's distrustful of her own instincts and almost always ignores it.
• She collects pretty sticks and stones and makes little crafts out of them. Sometimes she'll give them a little enchantment or sell them online, but usually they're just cute, useless ornaments that she uses to decorate her room. She considers herself above "frivolous" things like art though, so she's kind of embarrassed about them and always hides them away before guests come over.