Darius

Brief Summary

Wait...seriously?

If you're looking for 'brief', you're covering the wrong guy. I'm far too old to be done any sort of justice by what, let me guess, a paragraph? Two paragraphs? Please, I know its a going to be a chore but if you're going to do something at least try to get it done right. None of this 'brief' nonsense. Briefs are for humans.

I've been around longer than your civilization has existed. You know what 3000 Turns looks like? Multiply that by three.

Are you still with me? The answer is 9000 by the way. I know, I'm probably expecting a bit too much from you to perform this whole multiplication stunt. So 9000 is more or less the amount of your years I have been gracing this land with my presence. That's impressive for a Dreamweaver. You'll learn to be impressed by all these big numbers you're likely having trouble wrapping your head around soon enough.

I'm not actually going to bother giving you all the details from the very beginning because I don't think you have the appreciation, capacity, or attention span to follow. Imagine someone really important. Now try to imagine someone more important than them. Now imagine a god.

Hey! That'd be me. Hold on...I have something more important than you to do. I'll be right back. DON'T LET THIS FLESHBAG RUIN MY GOOD NAME.