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Ira Glass
ABOUT
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DESIGN
BACKGROUND
BASIC INFO
Title(s): Special Agent
Birth Place: Glendale, Arizona
Country Of Origin: USA
Language(s): English, idk maybe more, I’m thinking on it still
Superstitious: low key worried about all the common superstitions like black cats and spilled salt, especially after learning that the paranormal is real
Education: high school and some college night classes occasionally, Occasionally
Economic Standing: moderately good, works for super-secret and dangerous government agency so the pay is good
Current Residence: travels too much for work, has an apartment outside of New York but is rarely there, and also that place sucks
Home Conditions: hasn’t been home in a long time and mostly lies to his parents about his life
JOB
Occupation: government monster hunter/paranormal investigator
Employer: shady USA government, DSA (department of singular affairs) uhh up to being changed I’m not good at organization names
Experience: still a bit of a rookie but has been working on the job for some years now
Rank: medium, mostly sent out to just check on things, not really given giant assignments
Supervisor: Cecil Baldwin
Work Ethic: work is basically his life so pretty good
Personal style: cheap suits and business (barely) casual even while hunting monsters
Accessories: transition glasses, he’s farsighted and is worried about using contact lenses even though glasses are sometimes inconvenient
Equipment: kevlar vest
Weapon(s): sniper rifle, hunting rifle, 9mm
Transportation: car (stealthy, armored, uncomfortable)
Collection(s): weird little antique store animal figurines, he picks them up after a job done at whatever town he’s in at the time, usually they stay in a bag in the back of his car, he hates when people touch them, also they’re kind of embarrassing to him
RELATIONSHIPS
Close Relatives: mother, father, sister
Biological Mother: not very involved in each other’s lives, she was a decent mom but she was distant and never formed a close relationship with either of her kids, it only got worse when Ira started working for the paranormal division, they talk twice a year, once on her birthday and once over winter holidays
Biological Father: in the air force, pressured Ira to join the military after college because he was the oldest son, very strict and disciplined, and expected a lot from his kids, they don't talk anymore especially after Ira left the military and won't tell his dad what he does, got minorly disowned by him
Siblings: he has a twin sister, they were very close when they were younger but she thought Ira was a coward for letting their dad pressure him into joining the military and now she's upset that he won't share anything about his life with her, they try to spend holidays together as best as they can but it's becoming less and less often, Ira wishes they could go back to the kind of relationship they had as kids but he also doesn't want to put in the effort to reconnect and feels like the time passed that they could have reconciled, Lindsey is still trying for reconciliation but doesn't quite know how to go about it without being overbearing and nosy.
Romantic Interests: lol, no
Friends: only friends are coworkers, but like barely. They just tend to drag Ira along to stuff whether he wants to go or not
Pet(s): none, travels too much, but would like one
Relationship status: single
APPEARANCE
Height: 5’10
Weight: 145 lbs
Hair Style and Color: black but starting to grey a bit, has an unintentional mullet, tends to try and style it every morning but either its because motel bathrooms suck or he’s just really bad at it, his hair always looks kind of messy, he also can forget to get haircuts sometimes so his bangs are always kind of long, it’s not uncommon to see him clipping them back especially when he's trying to think or study, or in fights, it's easier to have his clothes look professional rather than his hair because clothes make a lot more sense to him
Eye Color: black, tired, like most monster hunters he's seen a lot of shit so he’s not unusual in his lack of sleep, some agents cope with drugs or alcohol, Ira just drinks a lot of caffeine and tries not to think at night or in quiet moments
Skin: pale, used to have a lot more of a tan in Arizona, but his family moved around a lot when he was growing up and he spent his first couple years working a desk job and now most of his assignments are on the east coast, he did get lucky though with having really good skin all his life, barely ever had acne, and that continued into adulthood
Teeth: not the straightest and stained with coffee, but it’s what he can afford with the dental plan the agency has, they’ll fix work-related dental injuries but whitening and straightening isn’t really in their wheelhouse
Diet: mostly fast food and other stuff along the road since he does a lot of travel, he takes a multivitamin though because he knows he eats like shit
Body Build: wiry
Fitness: gotta be in shape to kick monster ass
Tattoo(s): none
Scar(s): large scar across his face is the most noticeable one, it’s from his first encounter with the paranormal, even though it tends to bring up bad memories, Ira thinks it also kinda looks badass too, he has other scars all over his body too, the perils of monster hunting
Piercing(s): no
Dominant Hand: left
Accent: general american
PERSONALITY
Pet peeves: unprofessional behavior, working closely with others, chatterboxes, touchy people, touchy-feely people too
Sense of Humor: dry and dark when he does actually make a joke, which is rare, a byproduct of the job, you gotta be able to joke about mangled corpses and nasty monsters or you're gonna lose it, most of the things people think are jokes are actually him just being blunt, and some of the things people think are him being rude are jokes
Handwriting: messy but he covers it up with cursive because that's more professional
Posture: really good when he’s around others, too good some would say, but can relax and slouch when alone
Manners: good in theory, he has a tendency to put his foot in his mouth during casual social interactions though
Hobbies: puzzles, crosswords, sudoku, mostly things that take up your mind when you’re just sitting around, can clear you out in a game of cards too, that was the main family bonding activity, which was mandatory
Talents/Skills: good at sneaking around and strangely good intuition, also good at breaking into places
Sleep Pattern: bad
Strengths: getting shit done, figuring things out, planning
Weaknesses: working with people, asking for help, kind of weirdly off-putting to people
What makes them snap: personal attacks, annoying shit, people asking too many questions about him
Flaws: way too much of a loner, bad at communication, pretentious at times
Soft Spots: little things, they're cute, animals, really the only kind of relationship he wants with anything, no questions just hanging out in silence, also bugs, they're just cool and the most common type of animal he sees on the road
Morals: whatever the job demands, he’s very good at turning off his emotions so if the job needs him to do something nasty he’ll do it no questions
Fears/Phobias: silence, small spaces
Traumas: watching a bunch of his fellow soldiers (whats a military, idk) get brutally murdered by a monster, super isolating childhood
Crime Record: some petty stuff when he was a rebellious kid, nothing on record though because his dad got everything expunged so his future military career wouldn’t be messed up
Alignment: lawful neutral
Class: professional
Reputation/Impression(s)of others: doesn’t care about them or thinks they’re idiots mostly, comes from both his bad people skills but also knowing more about the world compared to most normal people, being a secret government monster hunter did give him a bit of a superiority complex, or exasperated one that was already there
Self-impression: literally so bad at self-introspection, and so bad at analyzing his own emotions that he doesn’t really have one, he’s not even sure if he actually thinks he’s better than most people or if he doesn’t but convincing himself he does is just a way to make himself feel better
Outlook on Life: meh, likes his job, feels like he’s making a difference, will probably keep doing it until he dies, probably on the job
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