Am I cooked?

Posted 20 days, 13 hours ago (Edited 20 days, 13 hours ago) by MarlinBlues

So guys basically my dog stood up on his hind legs and told my grandma “I hope you get hit by a bus” so I called my aunt Winston Churchill to call the quahog police on him because he was hitting the griddy mr beast style but the police officer, Billie Joe Armstrong, put him in the magic school bus and took him to bikini bottom to fly into squidwards ear but squidward coughed them out and they landed in blueys back yard and my cookies STILL aren’t baked all the way through 


Am I cooked????

MarlinBlues

xusox NOOOOOO AWW HELL NAH

Cookiesaber

I need someone to preserve this to confuse the shit out of archaeologists 100 years from now

also doing the whip and nae nae might save you but its gonna absolutely destroy your dog

Kawaiimarshmallowkit

You may want to consider hiring a lawyer before things get worse. I'd recommend my grandma's cat. She's very professional.

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sleepy

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Found_Footage

Why does this sound like a dream I would have since I always have super weird ones lmao

insomnimac

MarlinBlues you pinged the wrong person 😔 they prolly have like 10000 pings from people replying to me LMAO

strange-quiet

^ well they last logged in 6 years ago according to their stats so I don't think they mind that much lmao

MarlinBlues

insomnimac 

Holy crap I’ve seen you around so many times but I seriously just realized your user isn’t insomniac

Am I cooked???

insomnimac

Yes you are LMAO (insomniac is prolly like “wtf what r these pings from”) apparently they aren’t active tho haha