Yknow those fun and hilarious rpg item descriptions. for Example.
Do Tori
A large man smelling of booze and dissapointment. He really has no use to you other then mooching off your money and bringing males into your bed. But hey, to each thier own.
+ 5 drunkeness
+11 Charisma
- 10 likability
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I'll leave my oc Sile here for this. I will do the oc who posts first.
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It's a simple old scarecrow- oh wait it's alive. Careful he's a bit prickly.
Item added: Firefly jar
+ 5 abrasivness
+ 5 defense
Don't worry, it's just a scarecrow. An annoyed one.
ITEM GAINED: Jar of fireflies
+5 Magic strength
-5 Friendliness
Your typical emo highschool student. We don't know what happened to his eye, don't ask. Follower gained: Ryo Takahashi Unable to kill. Unable to dismiss. He's here forever. OuO
A stoic demon banished from Hell. Commonly referred to as "soft and fluffy".
+ 10 Strength
+ 15 Warmth
A nervous seeming man stands before you, he greets you kindly though and seems to be quite nice. He seems a bit paranoid but could be quite helpful with his chameleon like shape shifter abilities.
+7 aim
+10 stealth
-9 luck
A spunky sailor who is definitely useful. Has experience in all sorts of weapons, even demon summoning. It'd be smart to keep her around.
MAP LOCATION UNLOCKED: Brawlin' Beach
+15 Guts
+10 Swiftness
-5 Charisma
vvv ajdhja I love it ;;w;;
Just some guy you met through a rude employee at some pet shop. Has some pretty cool tattoos that have been said to be vey magical. It's highly suggested to not anger him.
ITEM GAINED: A fancy pot of ink
SKILL GAINED: Inkblot
+15 Magic
+10 Strength
-5 Reputation
A angry looking bird you found siting in the wreckage of what appears to be a space ship, he tells you he is from space you don't believe him
quste unlocked - find the missing parts
+ 5 bird
+3 speed
-2 stammina
A kid who swears she can take care of herself. Better keep an eye on her, just in case.
New Item: Throwing Knives
+5 strength
+10 cute
-5 defense
kittie A rather loud tune trickles out of the robot's headphones. Maybe you should tell them to turn it down.
Item Gained! Job Resignation papers..? +20 DF -6 HP
Description: Seems like someone lost their job. Oh well.
When used: "You show the enemy the Job Resignation Papers. They pity the loss of your job, and spare you."
You are approached by a masked finger...wait he blinked...not a mask !
Item gained: Drained deer carcass
> Uhhh thanks...?
Description: It does nothing, it's dead
Value: Can be resold for 10gp