Nah man wtf 😭😭😭😭

Screw you anthro horse ocs grragh

( don't question this character in my gallery 👍 )

Horse guy ( real name being Philippe )

"Half-joke guy" - or, if you will, high-quality joke

He/him

Freshly in his 30s ( despite looking in his 20s )

'Reversed' centaur ( think thoses "mermaid but reversed so they have fish head lol" joke but with centaur. Yeah ) 

Surely Not Gay™️

The Horse Guy could've been nothing much else than a normal businessman if he didn't literally had the head of a horse.

- yes, he's born like that. He'll get mad if anyone asks about his, uh, particular appearence ( and any pun with horse in it directed to him )

-medically is a horse and a human; which means, for example, that he can get sick of both horse and human disease, or he has both horse and human diets. He used to go both to the doctor and the veterinary, but since then found someone who does both. Somehow.

- described as "made of stone" by his colleagues, but he's actually rather impatient. And the angrier he is, the more expressive he is.

-never make jokes, because if he did any it would be horrible anyway

-tries to stay as polite as possible ( including in casual ) and never swears, or only by the 'kind' version ( ie: fuck --> heck ). Or at least, he tries to never swears, because he sometime slipp off and swears under the emotion.

- quite long hair/mane and, despite him taking at least a good 20 minutes to brush it, looks aways kind of messy