A sexy battle wizard of the College Errant, well versed in all sorts of magic from the School of Shadowmancy. Scorpio is rarely, if ever, seen fully clothed within battle, since his clothes are merely illusions created by shadows, and his magic draws on them for more powerful spellwork. He and Felix, a fellow sexy battle wizard, save people while looking dangerously handsome (and leaving a path of property damage in their wake).

Scorpio and Felix were recently joined by Edwina, a former librarian in the Temple of Law who became too sexy and chaotic to stay in such a restricted place. They are easily the voice of reason and logic in the group, while Scorpio is...pretty much a himbo. Whoops!