📟 CLICKBAIT

clickbait

she/it/he

gendervoid aroace

doesn't have an age

spirit in the form of a General Computer Nuisance 

based on the song "one weird tip" by lemon demon

"I'M OFFERING TO YOU A BUSINESS PROPOSAL, MY NEW WEIGHT LOSS METHODS ARE AT YOUR DISPOSAL, FOR PENNIES A DAY GET YOUR COLLEGE DIPLOMA, AND MIRACLE PILLS FOUND TO CURE MELANOMA! SO TELL ME IF YOU ARE A SMALL BUSINESS OWNER, BECAUSE I AM OFFERING FREE INK AND TONER. I'VE GOT OXYCODONE WITHOUT A PRESCRIPTION, AND REPLICA WATCHES WITH CUSTOM INSCRIPTIONS!"