Jason
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Cat Kemonomimi | Jason Mazur | Male | 18 | Bisexual
Have fun reading this cringy thing I wrote for him in like, 2016
Basic Personality:
"You want to know about me?" Jason said, grinning. "I'd be pleased to tell you more, if it weren't for the fact that I'm supposed to be on the run and can't give you much details. Sorry, hon, maybe once the cops are off me."
Jason has a great belief in himself, bordering on arrogance, likely because his parents were such encouraging people. Sadly, it seems that despite all their positive influence, he's resorted to thieving as a job and now works for a large gang in the darker parts of town. Jason first started in the thievery business because of his beliefs about 'cool people', developed through watching too many action shows and movies. 'The bad guys always look so powerful and awesome! Maybe if I tried to be one, others would see me as cool as well' was his thought process when he was younger, and now that he is officially part of a gang, he pretty much has no choice but to continue to steal. He doesn't dislike thieving, if he was honest, though sometimes he wishes he chose a different career path. He is greatly concerned with his appearance, and grew out his hair for that reason, as well as buying those Wolverine claw gloves just to complete the picture. 'A flashy thief', is what he calls himself, despite the contradicting words. Jason has an obsession for milk, something which he would tell you is completely unrelated to his cat ears and tail, though it was the reason why he tried milk in the first place. He is a dramatic sort of fellow, and loves to stir tension into others, though not be involved himself. He can be easily flustered, especially if he is questioned about why he does things, as he doesn't think deeply about it, a result from his impulsive character. He's a huge flirt as well, though that should be no surprise, since he's concerned with his looks and how 'cool' others see him.
Maybe meeting the right person can convince him that being cool is really just being annoying, but until Jason meets that person, he would live his life being the coolest cat in town.
can they tie a tie?:
You had been given the great opportunity to question 'the great thief', and as much as you'd prefered to do something else, it seemed like you had no choice. So, slightly annoyed, you started with the first question that came to mind: "Can you even tie a tie?"
"Pfft--" was the reply, along with coughing as he almost choked on the milk he was drinking. Which was from a bowl. At least you had your next question sorted. He thumped his chest, recovering, before laughing. "You're kidding me, right? Of course I can tie a tie! I won't be me if I couldn't tie a tie. Why even--"
"Prove it." You interrupted, hearing the panic in his voice.
"Ah, well, taking this tie off would mess up my...shirt, you know! It's hard to get this shirt so nicely flat and...clean." You were doubtful, and it showed on your face. Jason coughed, before pulling off his tie, flattening it and showing you how perfectly normal of a tie it was with a raised eyebrow. Satisfied with his display, he quickly whipped it around his neck and remade it, resulting in something that looked like it wanted to be a tie, but sadly appeared more like a knot. "I swear I can tie a tie, it's just better when I do it slowly." He said cheerfully, attempting to undo it and tightening the knot further. After a minute of silent combat with the cloth, he gave up, adjusting it as best as he could and sitting back, appearing carefree. "And you know what, knots are great as well. Contrasts with the smooth shirt and all that, gives it texture and character and...completes the picture. How about you give me the next question?"
You shook your head, smiling, before deciding to continue. "Why milk from a bowl?"
"Why not?" He replied immediately, sounding confused. "What, don't all cats drink from bowls?"
"Yeah, but...aren't you a kemonomimi? Unless you're a cat in human form."
"I might be." He shrugged, finishing the milk and placing the bowl down. "I dunno, what's your point? Are kemonomimi's not allowed to drink milk?"
"...ah, let's just move on."
Summary:
- Arrogant, greatly believes in himself
-Thief, part of a gang (can be changed)
- But not just a thief - a flashy thief (despite this, he's pretty good at stealing)
- A cat burglar
- Cares about appearance (a lot), and how 'cool' others see him
- Dramatic, loves to stir tension into others, though not be involved himself
- Huge flirt
- Loves milk, especially from a bowl
- Impulsive, instinctive, gets flustered if asked about why he's doing things
- Stays cool under pressure tho
- Really chill, cheerful, has just about the longest fuse known to man
- Mainly because he's doing the irritating, not being irritated
- He can wear other things than shirts and ties, it's just to complete the look of him - whatever that is
- Those claws do nothing at all
- Not even sharp
- Legit has no backstory (I'm so sorry Jason)
- He just wants to be seen