Wolfram

Was perfectly happy being a longer until Josi the alien came along.

Grumpy as grumpy can be, Wolfram deals with Josi's incessant pestering the best way he knows how. He ignores him. Though he's certainly not the fittest (he errs on the pudgy side) Josi seems to love him no matter how much he ignores him, tells him to shut up or, most often, tells Josi to go away and leave him the hell alone.

He tends to forget to shave a lot. He enjoys wearing suits but usually chooses dark, muted colors unless asked by Josi to dress nicer.