Aiyu's Links
Kai-kun, eating only pizza and junk food is no good! You have to eat your vegetables too~ Surely, you can do that for me, right? You're KOI's favorite fan, after all~ Look, it's even nice and mild so it goes down easily! Say "aah~" That's a good boy! I'll be sure to send you the limited-edition deluxe Blu-Ray of my next live! You've made your onee-chan really happy! -Ah. What did you just call me? …Goodness, there that boy goes. He used to bite me when he was younger, but he’s grown up into a splendid adult, I’m so proud! Though, sometimes I worry. Isn’t he too old to be fed now? Though I don’t mind, of course~ an idol has to take care of her fans and family~ the odd thing is, Fei-san says he normally eats them fine when he’s around the others! So mysterious~
Aiyu? Or is it KOI, maybe? Which one are you right now, I wonder? Just kidding~ It's obvious to tell. What else is there to say about her? Everyone knows her, she's the lovely eternally eighteen idol that we all adore. And, of course, my beloved oneeeeee~chan. All I want is for her to keep smiling. That’s an idol’s job, after all. Kyun, kyun, KOI love~.
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KOI love~. Her music’s nice and bubbly! I love seeing her perform! It makes me want to try and be an idol too!
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Way ahead of you. I've already planned our idol debut and our name. We'll be… RAT, leading others on to believe our every word so we can brainwash them with our lies to get all their money~.
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That last line is way too long!!! And aren't you just copying auntie?! You'll get flamed for being a cheap copycat!
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Maybe if we change the line to RAT, capitalism~...
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That's not the problem! Being an idol is her thing! We can't step on her toes like that after she's worked so hard! Crossing themes between the capos is a big no-no!
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You make a good point. Crossing themes would just make for confusing branding.
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Exactly!
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Back to onee-chan. She's certainly kept up the act for long, hasn't she? Talk about perverted. But if it’s what keeps her happy, who cares? The gloomy girl, the bubbly idol, they’re both equally precious. Some would say a woman her age, eighteen of course, being an idol is gross, but I say that’s part of the appeal. If you ask me, it's this obsession on "young" that's more perverted than anything. In America, there's still obaa-sans like her that are nearing their fifties, and they're still just as loved as perfo- oops.
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K-K-Kai! You've said something you shouldn't have! I can hear the sirens ringing now! The hag's gonna come for you! Eep! I called her a hag too, we’re both doomed!
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Waaaaaaah, onee-chan's gonna come to punish us now! Oh nooooooo~. Forgive us, onee-chan! I promise to buy all your primo merch and your VIP tickets! I'll even make you breakfast for the next week! Moe moe kyun~, become docile!