Splat

Splat was given his name not because of the splattered pattern on his fur, but because of his complete and utter lack of coordination and tendency to faceplant. It's not easy to see where you're going when you dont have a head, but Splat has never let that slow him down. He dives head -er neck first into everything he does. Unfourtenately most of his attempts end in catastrophic failure. 

Splat has dreamed of becoming a famous painter ever since he got a set of paints two weeks ago. Despite having never actually seen a painting Splat is certian that he has what it takes to become the next Leonardo Da Vincci. (Splat also says his performance in Titanic was incredible.) Painting was going very well until someone pointed out that none of the paint had actually made it on the canvas. In fact, the canvas was the only thing in the entire room that didnt have paint on it.