Smeef

Gift from Orvaenta

- His name is actually Smeeong but he literally can't pronounce it and will just introduce himself as Smeef instead
- Imagine a catboy. Now imagine the catboy with a nasal voice. Imagine him nya-ing and murp-ing at you while he skitters and follows you around. This is literally Smeef.
- Will flip himself over onto his back when you turn to look at him so you can see the big eye markings on his underside
- Its very unsettling to look at him when he does this but he's only coherent when he's upside down. You're stuck with cat noises otherwise.
- Mostly harmless but will bite you with his sharp little teeth if you try to smash him.
- Long Smeef isn't real and can't hurt you.