a lazy good for nothing who had to move back home after running out of money and not being able to find a job in the big city. his parents live in a rural town outside the city where everyone knows you and they all LOVE christmas. sage’s parents are some of the most festive in town and they run a store that’s centered around christmas themed stuff. now that sage is back he gets to help out! :) but sage is kind of an uninterested scrooge who’d rather go hook up with the lumberjacks who hang out at the local dive bars than be a cute festive sales associate for his parents. but could someone teach him how to love... and the true meaning of christmas?