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Lach (Stardew Valley OC)
Lach is a farmer and owner of Selphia Farm, west of Stardew Valley. Having left behind his job at Joja Corporation after a particularly awful burnout, he left to inherit his grandfather's farm and start life anew. It's true what they say—the countryside's fresh air really do you good!
About
An overall quiet guy, Lach doesn't really talk much to the townsfolk unless it's to run errands—maybe his emotionless front is a byproduct of working too long at Joja's, though certainly not as hostile as Shane. He's not too picky with his crops, growing whatever's sold in Pierre's store. His daily chores mostly consist of picking eggs up from the coop (he's long automated the watering system), then gifting it to any passing townsfolk. In fact, it was this way that he's managed to charm Stardew Valley's "going-pro" gridball dreamer Alex, whom he (rather quickly) married at the 10th of Spring, in his second year in the farm. Actually, despite Alex's almost assholeish behaviour, he's the first person Lach has formed a friendship with. The townsfolk is left quite mystified...
Yes, this is a self-insert.
Trivia
- He can't come up with names, so all his farm animals have been named by Marnie as he purchases them
- Hates crops with trellises with a passion
- Master forager. Usually visits Linus just to give him what's been foraged that day
- Has deep hatred for his grandfather-in-law (George, you fucking homophobe)
- Has a Midnight Squid pond. Not sure what benefits it brings him, he just thinks it's cool
- Has lots of rivers around his farm. Lotsa fish!
- Married to Alex
- Wears a sailor hat
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