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what's life without a little fun?
Universes build upon themselves in three ways: Things are given reason to exist, made to exist, and set into motion. Torpedo, in this system, acts as the catalyst for the universe to form in the first place. He's the course that sends atoms hurtling into each other, the molecules linking together to create the first bacterium, the genetic mutations that eventually allowed life to move from sea to land- he's random chance incarnate.
It might be because of this that he's adopted a devil-may-care attitude towards the effects his actions in the material world have on the course of the current timeline. Torpedo cares little for the consequences of his actions and how they'll affect others- he's having too much fun to give a damn.
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Likes
edible glitter
designer clothing
cheap gin
shoplifting♡
Dislikes
bartlett pears (specifically)
minimalism
craft-store smell
shag carpets
Personality
Torpedo is a common face around town- ask anyone, and they'll know her. She's a social butterfly on a bad day, and she can't stand solitude for more than 20 minutes at a time. It's easy for her to engage in small talk with just about anyone, especially considering how long she's been around. She's got a wealth of knowledge on everything under the sun, including historical details that any modern person would have no way to know. She's not exactly quiet about her god-status; most people just assume that it's all a facade to make herself seem more interesting in front of strangers she hopes to impress.
Which is no one but herself.
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Foundational Concept
Torpedo cannot be killed, nor can they die. If their physical body is killed, it'll just respawn within a few days or so. "Killing" Torpedo would mean wiping out a good chunk of reality with them.
Wanna know the exact date and time of your death?
Every living thing has a reason to exist, a starting point and an ending point, and an infinite number of branching paths in between. Torpedo, existing outside of the rules of time and space, has full awareness of each and every one of these "alternate timelines," and can hop between them at will.
Hilarious Coincidence!
As the physical manifestation of chaos, Torpedo has full control over all instances of random chance. If this sounds incredibly overpowered, it's because it is. If anything he wants to happen could happen just by chance, it can and will. The amount of times he's stolen several hundred dollars in designer purses and the employees conveniently didn't notice and the security cameras conveniently were off at the time is... abnormal.
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Don't threaten me with a good time.
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