"A bunko is a tiny creature that scuttles like a lizard, meows like a cat, wags like a dog and is smooth to the touch like soft-touch plastic. They are curious little things that will investigate anything that they get a hold off by scooping it up into their mouths and spitting it out again when they are done. The outcome is mostly rather slimy, not that the bunko would care in any way, it will simply scuttle off to the next thing they can torment with their strange habits."