Dr. Caladrius

You get treated by him and you have a 50/50 chance of either dying or becoming basically immortal.

He cannot be meaningly sued for malpractice because suing, in this world, is the equivalent of a strongly worded letter.

He'll use you for his experiments, for fun.

You'll come in with an illness and leave with a totally new disease.

Sorry griffins but he's married... to science! ... and diseases

Based off this tumblr post

4B 2L

Design detail: His mouth never shows (but he still can talk). Those aren't gloves, that's just his feathers (fur?)