Helen Wormington

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Miss Helen

Helen Wormington
Miss Helen
40
10/03/1981
Afro-Latina
She/Her
Bisexual
Spouseless Housewife
Never UFS/UFT
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Helen is a homebody that is hyperfixated with the aesthetics of the 1940's-1960's. She's fashioned her entire life around vintage products, driving an old car, stocking her home with old appliances, and spending each and every day dressed like a 1950's houswife. One could argue that this was some sort of social regression, given her race and gender, but she maintains that her obession is an act of reclaiming a suburban, kitschy lifestyle that was denied to her and women like her throughout history.

Originally a recluse because her medical condition made it difficult to work/go outside, she has since invested her time and energy into carefully curating her life to be a perfectly retro paradise. Stepping into her home is like stepping into a time machine! Still, her idyllic life isn't entirely perfect. She simply longs for someone to share it with. But...that could be a difficult when she dislikes going outside for any reason that ISN'T grocery shopping.

LIKES

Paul Newman movies
Vintage (especially blue or pink) cars
Pink
The Women (1939)
Trying out vintage recipes

DISLIKES

Being sick all the time
Dying her hair
Mess
Rowdy parties
Baseless assumptions

TRIVIA

Has hydrocephalus, and her werms (which are made of gelatin) replaced her shunt so she can live a more comfortable life.
Her worms look like jell-o salads, and exclusively eat chopped up fruts, veggies, and other retro salad toppings. Olives are their favorites, though!
Her voice claim is Kath Soucie
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