Gunnhild the Nail Eater

Daisy's spouse

Ever since one of the family chickens pecked her eye out at 8 years old, Gunnhild's life has been exceptionally confusing. Everywhere she goes, people unanimously assume she's a total badass but all she's trying to do is chill.

• Eye pecked out by a chicken as a child
• Became a lone wolf type because the other kids were scared of her eyepatch
• Got ripped chopping wood for her family's fireplace
• People started asking her to kill dangerous animals for them, she did because she knew how to hunt and didn't want anyone to be scared
• Was asked to kill a bear and did but then realized its cub was orphaned so now she owns a bear
• Took up drinking because she was lonely, got drunk at a bar and was dared to eat a nail, tried to swallow the nail, everyone flipped out and started cheering so they didn't see her choke on it and vomit it up 2 seconds later, is now known as the nail eater
• Took up never drinking again
• People started hearing her new badass nickname and asking her to take out bandits
• Bought some armor to help with the bandits, everyone sees it and assumes she got it from killing some kind of insane daedra but she actually just thought it was neat and bought it like that
• Became a mercenary mostly because people wouldn't stop offering to pay her to kill things 
• Was a little self conscious about the eyepatch at this point so she wore her armor with helmet on a lot more than necessary, which makes her look even cooler
• Known as the best damn mercenary in the country because every time she comes back from a job the person who hired her will exaggerate the severity of the task for clout
• She doesn't correct anyone because she doesn't want them to be disappointed
• Someday someone is going to hire her to kill a god and she'll do it to avoid inconveniencing anyone

• Was grocery shopping with her armor on and accidentally intimidating the shopkeepers into better prices when Daisy walked into her
• Daisy was too focused on her task to be afraid of Gunnhild and instead apologized and launched into a wholly unnecessary explanation about what she was doing in the market in the first place before this moment
• Accidental gay awakening
• Daisy excuses herself to continue gathering supplies for her latest artifact hunting excursion, which she also explains much more thoroughly than necessary
• ".......Do you want help?"
• Daisy did not need help at all but she was excited that someone was showing interest in her interests
• Gunnhild (and her bear) followed Daisy to the dig site and then never stopped following her