Princess Butterscotch's Links
[Perhaps for the rest of our lives!]
How long do you think we need to fake engagement before our parents let it go?
[Oh, my wonderfully loyal knight Sir Toffee. My pony will not kill you! She tramples those she loves!]
My dearest princess, while it is my duty to lay down my life for you when the time comes.... I will gladly go on a pony ride with you!
[Father, please, we should not fear Licorice and his court. As royalty, it should be our responsibility to make amends to better the kingdom.]
You do not know of the horrors that they've committed.