Lauren

Don't be fooled by her soft fur and cute blue eyes; though she looks like a sheep, Lauren is a wolf through and through. With an appetite for trolling and seeing others suffer, she can often be found faking kindness and good intentions to get on others' good sides, only to stab them in the back later on. Whether it's scamming kids out of rare things in games, befriending higher-ups at work only to throw them under the bus once she's promoted, or just messing with people's Spotify playlists, Lauren takes pride in her petty trolling, uncaring what effects it has on others.

It was perhaps this pettiness that drew her to her partner, Clement. The soft Vaiki that he is, he was the perfect target... and yet despite her screwing with him, he chose to stick with her. Whether Lauren did the same because of genuine affection, seeing him as an opportunity to have a consistent target, or a mix of both, the two eventually tied the knot and even had children together. Unbeknownst to Lauren, Clement came to regret this decision, and stays with her only out of fear for his kids and how splitting up might affect them. This finally came to a head shortly after the hatching of their youngest son, when Clement finally made the decision to leave her, taking their kids with him. Shortly after, Lauren made the decision to change her name and return to California, because “Maine is a stupid state and Whoods is a stupid name.”