Piper

ID: unarchived

he/him

Can I have a peppermint? You can have a peppermint That's too hot for me! Bleh! Hey! Aaah! I don't like the peppermint! You don't like the peppermint? (No!) It's too spiicy! Well, why'd you ask me for a mint? I don't know When did the spiciness begin? I don't know Is it all because of me? I don't know Am I sleeping on the couch? Yeah