Kellan Rexburg

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Kellan Tells All in Exclusive Interview!!

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"At this point, I'm subsisting on caffine and spite."
Crazy but Brilliant

As we sit down with Kellan, one thing becomes apparent: the guy's brain is organized chaos.The bathroom is the only clean room in the apartment. Everywhere else is drowning in wrenches, gears, and scrap metal. Except the kitchen. That's losing a war against microwave meal packaging. The only decorations on the walls are sticky notes--enough to be badly-applied wallpaper-- covered with reminders like "Don't blow up the house. The landlord doesn't like it." Perhaps the most interesting is the only blank note on the wall. Kellan later tells us that it's written in essence-of-glow-stick, and says "turn on a light, mouth-breather."

We were a bit daunted by the task of talking to this piece of work, but we managed.

Quick Facts

  • Full Name: Kellan Jacob Rexburg
  • Age: 24
  • DOB: October 11
  • Origin: Original Design
  • Sexuality: Straight

Did You Know?

  • Lives on Red Bull and ramen
  • Natural redhead
  • Doesn't mind the red hair, but hates the natural curl
  • Decked out his flip phone
  • Death wraith

Back off, don't touch my science.

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"I don't hate people, I'm just selective."

Q: A penny for your thoughts?

Kellan: I could make the news someday. In a celebrity way or a criminal way, I'm not sure.


Q: So what is your greatest achievement? And what do you hope to achieve in the future?

Kellan: I stayed up for three days straight once. I'd like to not do that again ever.


Q: What keeps you up at night?

Kellan: If a word was misspelled in the dictionary, we'd never know.


Q: What do you do to relax after a long day?

Kellan: Time with my girlfriend always helps....Don't look at me like that, of course I have a girlfriend.

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"I honestly don't fathom how this woman loves me, but I'll take it."
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"What a fabulous idiot."
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"What a downgrade."

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