Arlington Puppet (Walley's Deals)

Otherwise described as a “nosy little bitch”, she likes to tell people things they don’t really want to know, just to ruin their day. She’s loyal though - she'll keep a secret if you’re important to her. If not, though, well… That’s a fun surprise for you later.

Peculiar and odd are all things that can be said to describe her, but who’s going to insult a proper old lady like her?