Phil and Shirt's Links
"Alpha's great, tells me way too much stuff and I forget half of it. Great guy!"
"Wait, you haven't been paying attention to any of that Phil? What he's told you has been really important about everyone around you!!"
"Well if he wanted me to remember it, shoulda given me a better incentive then 'listen here.'"
Phil holds such power yet no ill intention. What a odd fella, even knows things about me he typically shouldn't
"Stealing his hat's great, big fella always takes decades trying to get it back..."
"So why do you keep doing it..."
"Well what's he gonna do about it? Use some sort of extendo arms to grab it back from me? No way, my hat now."
Beta does his best to keep Phil from causing trouble, often leads to Beta losing his hat
"See I would say something really insulting but they've taught me new insults to say towards that Steel Dimwit. Besides that though, I wonder when they'll stop putting these weird rubbery things into my void. Eugh."
"Wait, Phil do you not know what those ar- Whatever, we'll talk about it later..."
Free trash bin to throw stuff into
"You're the only reason I know everyone else I do, but I'm holding a grudge about it because I'm bored."
"Wait Phil I thought you liked it here?"
"They make me do the laundry of course I hate it here!"
What the fuck, this bastard steals more shit than me!
"I'm great with children, I tell myself at least. I mean, I've never made Gombo do anything bad! I've never stopped him either but that's besides the point."
"Yeah funny thing, watched her shoving her face into Tsumi's jacket, haven't told him yet because this blackmail is hilarious!"
"Phil do you realize how AWFUL of a thing you're doing..."
"What do you mean, I'm benefitting so that means its a good thing!"
Wants to throw Phil into a washer until he forgets about the clothes incident
"I couldn't even tell you what I did besides steal their personal belongings and insult them constantly, hey hey Shirt why do you think they attack me constantly?"
"Couldn't tell you Phil."
Registered as, a crook. Stab-able in every potential circumstance.
Probably wouldn't mind him if his presence didn't generate such an uninviting aura towards me. Spooky.
Aye my buddy Phil! He's cool in my book,..though my stuff tends to go missing whenever he's around.Meh proly nothing. He does always manages to beat me in that card game of his, idk how he does it!
He's like a looney tunes character in real life. That's literally the best I can describe it. Especially with that void shirt that can pull out anything. Makes me confused how he get his hands on that stuff in the first place. Whatever he's up to, I sure as hell am not picking a fight on.