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She's a good friend of mine. I met her years ago after Val invited me to one of his 'shows'. When I saw her up there on the stage I recognized that sad, hopeless look in her eyes that she tried hard to hide. Render helped her to leave him, and she seems so much happier now. She's a very sweet girl who's making a better name for herself now, and I'm so proud of her and can't wait to see where she goes.
She's a very good friend of mine and kind of a motherly figure. I met her through Val and she helped me to leave him, even let me come live with her. If it wasn't for her, I'd probably still be working for him now. I'm very thankful for what she's done to help me and I have a strong respect for her.
She is a very smart, friendly child. She tries to be friends with everyone, and i find her positivity towards others rather endearing. Another thing I love is her excitability, it being absolutely contagious. I try to free myself from my work when she visits the zoo, rather enjoying when I get to show her around and show off my creatures. She clings onto every word, showing a genuine enthusiasm that makes my work feel appreciated.
She's so smart and elegant and cool!! I don't get to talk to her a whole lot, cause when I visit the zoo she's usually busy with other important stuff, but I have a lot of fun when we do get to hang out! When she's free she'll take me around the zoo and show me her animals, giving me lots of information about them. She even shows me the more scary looking ones sometimes!!
He's my dear little messenger. He carries letters between me and my colleagues, clients, friends, really anyone I need him to. He's always preformed exceptionally well, performing his duties in a rather speedy manner. He's a sweet little thing, always treating others with the utmost kindness and respect. I rather like having him around and consider him a friend.
She's my boss, and a real cool lady! I work as a private mail carrier, delivering letters for her. Mail carrying is an outdated form of communication these days, so I'm lucky that Epona's such an old fashioned person and keeps me in work. I'm really thankful for her keeping me on through the years and giving me a nice, stable job.
Ah, my heart, Mixer. My love has endured much throughout both his life and his death, tribulations that he was never deserving of. I have observed his growth during his time in Hell and I could not be more proud of how far he's come. I do truly feel as though I am the luckiest woman in Hell to have gotten the chance to not only meet Mixer, but for him to have chosen me of all Sinners to marry. I'll spend the remainder of eternity loving him and delighting in the love he returns.
Epona was one of the first people I met. Actually, she was the third, if I count Twiddle. She gave me a job here, my first ever job. I...actually don't really remember what it was. I think I helped with the animals, and after I developed my powers and skills, I started learning how to be a DJ. Somewhere along the line, I confessed my love for Epona, and we eventually got married. And the rest is history. I still love her, even to this day, and I will continue to love her until the day my soul enters the void beyond.
Ah, my dear friend! We've known one another ages now and we get on quite well. The day that he descended into Hell and had the audacity to challenge me in my own territory is a day that I will always remember fondly. I am quite happy for him that he found Epithet, he deserves that happiness.
Epona, owner of the biggest, and likely only, Zoo in hell. She's an old soul, literally. She's supposedly been down here for 500 years, something Hecate, Copy, and a few others appear to agree on. The way she talks confirms it anyhow, she's fucking ancient. She's also a bit of a stuck up bitch, but she's given me a place I can call home. Well, Epithet did, she just supplied the house.
Dym is one of the best guards that I've had the pleasure of hiring. He does the job very well and has never disappointed me. Had I known the prior relationship between himself and Epithet, I likely would've reconsidered hiring him, but I hold no regrets in my decision. He's a good worker and I feel as though his presence is helping Epithet to heal, so I feel no guilt.
Epona hired me as a temporary guard, during some concert she and her husband, Mixer, were hosting at her Zoo. I accepted, figuring it'd be something to do, boring as it would likely be. Oh how wrong I was. After that day, she hired me permanently. Though...had I know Epithet and the other two were here as well.....I might've declined. But, the pay's good....and she's a decent enough Boss....I suppose I can tolerate here just a while longer.
Query: How do I feel about Epona?
Answer: Epona found me in the 'Living World' as they call it, and took me to 'Hell' as they call it. This land is very interesting, and I have found much enjoyment in exploring what little I can. I am told there is more to this 'Hell' than most are able to access. Disappointing, but understandable. I have been here for much time, and have no intentions of leaving. Yet.
Query: But how do I feel about Epona?
Answer: There is not much to feel. I neither like nor dislike Epona. What more needs to be said?
Ella is a very good friend of mine. She's taken to calling us 'Besties', and though I may loathe the term being used for myself, I've come to accept it. In addition to our friendship, we are something of business partners as well, Ella supplies the drugs, I mix them with my teas, she resells them and we split the profits. Neither of us really need the extra money however, I believe that we do this mostly as an excuse to work together.
Epona, yeah! Me and her are really good friends, besties even! Of course, we do business with one another as well, though I mostly just supply her with her tea additives. But business is business, and I'm always willing to help a friend out!