Mr. Kittu

Have you ever had a bad day? Well, of course you have! You're only human, after all!

But I think you've never had it as bad as Mr. Kittu! 

An immortal smol, Mr. Kittu is very clumsy and very unlucky. This would be a good thing because he can't mortally wound himself, but he's not at all invincible and he feels all the pain and gets all the injuries. Plus death by old age would be impossible, so he'd end up watching all his friends die.

(Note to self: if you do end up putting him in Zoey's universe he's gonna be Malum's botched attempt at a Being Of Caelus)