The minor god of unicorns. Absalom is an isolated god, who's depression began to effect his creation ability and led to him birthing buggy mishapen unicorns that reflected his own emotional states. This included two who existed as a self loathing parody of himself and the major gods. He slowly began to heal by adopting stray children he came across, while one began to heal him, the other haunted him with threats of curses and revenge.