Clake's Comments

this,, is so cute ww

also theres ty is really cute joke my mom used to tell ne

What do you call a pig that does karate?

 Pork chop

My favorite song is all of the songs from the Bo Burhnam Inside album tbh-

What do you call a sad pup? 

A mellon collie

u m um one of my favore songs is Born This Way!! makes me confident bc im a lesbian and yknow, theres so much hate in this world

what does a duck wear to a wedding?

a duxedo!

I like “I hear a symphony” and

Why can’t a T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they’re dead!

my current fav song is "   " 

and um. for a joke. my relationship with my grandparents they suck 

My fav song currently is Freaks by Surf cruise!!

I don't have any jokes sorry :(
Faved! 

Fav song is
down too long by holy locust!

here’s a joke i really like!
A Roman walks into a bar, sticks two fingers up to the barman and says, "Five beers please."

i dont have a fav song but I really like these two recently:
https://youtu.be/Y4HVJvTGbkc
https://youtu.be/dPmZqsQNzGA


also jokes aaaa???

what do you call a deaf dog?
nothing- it cant hear you ya idiot. Thats how being deaf works


a china-man, a Russian, and a drunk all walk into different bars

the china-man gets hit on by a gay guy- he didn't read the sign when he walked in but isn't disappointed
the Russian sighs because they're 2 minuets late for their shift and their boss is going to rip them a new one
and the drunk gets angry and yells "who put this bar here???"


and I don't have a joke in Spanish but lopez obrador looks like someone fused the oompa loompas from the first and second willy wonka movies together
(I hope that makes you laugh and doesn't offend you bec my friend from Mexico laughed his ass off about it)

My favourite song rn is Hallucinating by Elohim

and uhhh joke-
what's dumb
me
joke 100
(I am not funny)

My favorited song is believer by imagendragons And ive got an old joke i made a few years ago-

A rat, a mouse and a hamster have a race, the rat gets first, who gets second?

Nobody the rat eats the other 2 🗡🐀

;o entering
my favourite song rn is heatwaves by glass animals C:
mm a good joke? ee,, lemme think..

What's a furry's favorite file storage format?

.rawr

Ora, hijo mío, ora. 

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Las once y media, padre.

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