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Stars #1082 - link

-She-cat

-Kittypet

-Black mackerel tabby with amber eyes

-90 moons

How she orders her pizza:

"Hello, what can I get ya?" The voice crackled through the drive-thru speaker.

The she-cat prepared her order, expecting only the best for her stomach. "Yes, hi, I'd like a pizza with stuffed unstuffed crust with the stuff. Half cheese with no cheese and extra extra sauce. The other half, I'd like dried, wet mushrooms with no mushroom and no sauce, unless it's super saucy aaaaand one basil leaf in the middle." The cat smiled proudly.

About 2 minutes later, the voice came through again. "So you want stuffed crust with half sauce, half extra saucy sauce and a basil leaf...Is that..right?"

"Yes."

"Ma'am?"

"Yes?"

"This is a McDonald's drive-thru. We don't serve pizza."

"Oh."

The car drove away with a driver who was contemplating her life choices.