Coffee

Coffee

Spike, Spiked, Fifi, Absinthe, Abs, Sparky, Leo, Pawson, “Don’t Touch That”

Male

20 human years

Unknown, but alienoid in appearance.

Pretty goofy and clumsy, but can definitely bite if you get on their nerves too much. Just a big dork otherwise.

Cookies, Coffee, Bitter Foods, Ice Cream, Fall

Tea, Wasps, Peas, Being Bullied, Tiny Yappy Dogs, Landlines

Drawing, Watching TV Too Much, Eating, Swimming

Has 4 holes in chest, Two thick antennas, No eyes, and Thicc front paws. His front legs are longer and more buff than his back legs as he uses them to dig on occasion, but it gives his back a down sloped appearance. Big thick tail. His back freckles come and go with the seasons, only having freckles during the warmer months.

Has a worm creature living in his thoracic cavity. Many think it to be parasitic at first glance, but it actually serves as his digestive system. When it leaves him forever, he shall die, as all his intestines are nonexistent. The wings are an accessory, he may be depicted without them.

NEVER!

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