Jasper Haas-Herzog

Neurotic nerd guy what else can I say! His glasses literally come up as "nerd glasses" on google.

Likes chemistry, snakes, arson, racing. Has a platinum library card and an ongoing criminal record.

The only thing between them and your house being burned down for fun is their anxiety that you'll think less of them afterwards.

Pronounces and spells "skeleton" as "skellington" despite having degrees in science