Eumaeus Pinoria-Highfaere's Links
I never knew my pater, he died when I was barely 1. I was told he was a great man from dad, that he was a hero in his time and died gracefully. Well that certainly explains why I'm so flawless, it runs in my blood! (he whips his braid directly into your face)
(he only remembers Eumaeus as a baby) My pride and joy, my second son. I love him and hope to raise him to serve the Empire.
I cannot believe this wackjob is General Tullius's ex... He better keep his hands off my love if he knows what's good for him. Anders is a fugly slut.
While I no longer care for the quarrels of beings who live to serve my people the dovah, I hope this one learns his fight for the man I once called a friend, a brother in arms, and lover is utterly pointless. As well, does he really believe he can kiss better than I can? >:3