Daniel has been winning the world’s most incompetent man award for the past 20 years and still counting! They say he’s a shoe-in for this one, too! Constantly trailed by misfortune and poor luck, he struggles to have one relaxing day, too focused on the balancing act that is performing consistently through multiple minimum wage jobs.
He’s sweet, and perhaps a bit too thoughtful, but always gets himself and the people around him into trouble. He lives by his heart, not his brain, and has a bit of a short fuse.
He’s worked a hundred jobs, and somehow hasn’t gotten the hang of keeping one for more than a few months. Working as a fight club janitor, a fast food mascot, various storefront retail positions, kitchen/burger flipping positions, and maid in a maid cafe, are just a few of the experiences Daniel has in his toolbelt of shitty minimum wage jobs. More than anything, Dan would love some time off to pursue his interests, and maybe find someone who makes him happy. For now, though, all he can really worry about is paying for his ridiculously high rent.
