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Tassick: 

Hey man, loved your how to be evil class, like I said, helped me tons. Now, I was wondering if you would share the secret of how to get away with murder? I have someone I hate, but they're well loved by everyone else and is super high ranking. 

Midas: of course, I’m the one who taught it. A high-class murder? You must earn their trust. Then once you have it you must spread rumors, make them sever ties with those they love. Then when you finally kill them no one will know, and no one will care.

Tassick: Dude, she's the highest ranking jedi there is, I'm not even joking like she's THE Grandmaster! Did I mention she's a jedi? That means she already senses that I'm darkside, which is why she didn't give me the title of Master Tassick, which is why I want to kill her. She's also like pretty old so she's been around long enough to make a huge great reputation for herself and I know like at least 10,000 people who will back her up on her heroics, like, she has very own statue in the jedi temple. And she has already faced rumors and overcame them. Also did I mention she's a jedi so she doesn't love anyone. I'm kinda freaking out here, man. 

Midas: then what are you talking about ‘killing in secret’ have I taught you nothing!? Who is supposed to fear you if they don’t see your power?

Tassick: Well, I think my main problem is that I probs couldn't get her alone, plus like all of the jedi would be after me after that. Besides, if they knew I killed her, I couldn't promise to avenge her and take her place as Grandmaster. *Taps head* See? I'm thinking long term. 

Midas: plunge them into bitter chaos

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