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God, look at you. I know your type, you're an old money bitch, aren't you? Yeah, I bet you've never had to lift a finger for anything in your damn life. It's nice having people wait on you hand and foot, isn't it?
Old money? Most of my money is new, freshly printed too! Your kitty ears are cute! Oh and your tail! Do you go to one of those ummm..! Conventions where people dress up as animals?
What... the... fuck...? This can't be real. No way's there an actual robot standing in front of me. Hey, you talk? Or are you just some tech geek's metal doll?
i can speak, yes…i know not many have met robots, but i hope i do not upset you much. you play music, right? so do i…or i used to. i don’t know if that function still works. i want it to…ah…
A real estate agent. Do you pride yourself on restricting access to a basic human necessity? Does it make you happy to tell people they can't buy a house if it means you'll get a bigger commission from a richer buyer? I can't wait for the institution of private property to burn. People like you make me sick.
… Nn? Sorry. If you can’t buy, that’s not my fault. Just go look someplace else… There’s always going to be a home for you. Are you homeless? Here, I have contacts… It’ll be okay — don’t cry, don’t cry.
Christ. Don't you dare even fucking look at me, Jakey.
Huh... Jakey...? Somethin' about that cutesy nickname being said in such a mean tone gave me whiplash... I mean, uh- you got it! Averting my eyes, effective immediately!