Matt

- he's a history professor and pretty much defines twinky (accidental) hipster

- very short for a dude (like five foot four), pale skinned, short blond curly hair, blue eyes with thick glasses, light freckles, very skinny. late 20s, looks way too young

- excitable, generally very happy, talks way too much and often jumps from topics whether or not he's being listened to.

- knows random facts about nearly everything

- generally poor health, asthmatic and a ridiculous amount of allergies.

- always reading some kind of historical fact based book (but has a secret love for historically inaccurate time-period based fictions)