Callie

An orange spraypaint can with a leather jacket! Sometimes he puts stuff on it too. He loves going to the mall and frequently takes his friends to the theater :)

collective name is calliope now i just dont feel like updating everything

Callie is the host of a system and fronts a majority of the time. Other frequent fronters are:
Skits (it/its) - The man of funnyguy friday. Callie HATES it (not really its joke hate) because it keeps on putting the stupidest pins on his jacket.
Vivi (they/them) - Who the system calls their mom, they're very calm and collected, and well, motherly. They love baking!
Evil (she/her) - Her name's self explanatory, she commits a lot of acts of annoyance and fucks around with her friends (within their comfort zones, she's not actually a dick). You know the penis face? She does that a lot.