Mx. Misfortune

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  • Mx. (REDACTED) Misfortune

  • age 32 (AOP)
  • gender agender
  • race hare
  • role chaotic misfortune
  • theme

Sociable • Mysterious • Energetic

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Mx. Misfortune is admittedly quite the odd character! They love new people, and more importantly, people watching! In their humble opinion, no matter how old they get, folks around her never cease to amaze! It's such a shame they never seem willing to make more than surface level friendships, but that's what happens when you're emotionally dense and refuse to talk about yourself! Seriously, Mx. Misfortune loves learning every little thing they can about others, but letting others learn about them is out of the question! Any attempt to do so will lead to him being antsy at best and angry at worst, so tread carefully. At least they're fun to talk with...?

To put things more simply though, Misfortune is the walking talking emboidment of, well, misfortune! Where they go bad luck follows, ranging from things falling over to car crashes to losing a 50 million dollar lottery. It’s a shame really, it’s been the reason so many attempts to bond with others have gone horribly wrong. It’s advised to always keep a close eye on where they are, hold something close you believe lucky, and just remember they (usually) don’t mean to. At least they can switch into a much cuter hare form when they please, as well as change their more humanoid form to fit their mood.

"What's the point in taking a gamble if you already know the outcome?"

height 6’5”

build lean

pronouns he/she/they

s.o. demisexual

dob "let's say...March 30th"

sign Aries

origin the abyss

occupation Casino owner

mbti ENTP

demeanor alert and antsy

tarot Wheel of fortune

element darkness

Created August 29th, 2021

value priceless

Likes

  • black animals
  • ”unlucky” items
  • motorcycles
  • gambling

Dislikes

  • ”lucky” items
  • personal questions
  • silence
  • cheating

The Silence


They still don’t know how exactly how they came into existence, when exactly it would be on calendars, or where the universe he started in is. They just remember opening their eyes to the cold, dead silence of a void. And then, sudden blinding light unlike anything imaginable. And so he hopped to a new universe, and again the same thing happened. Then they did it again and again, and again, until they lost track of how many times it’d been. Just until they eventually calmed down, and stayed still, and looked out on (what they’d later learn was the Big Bang) what had been created. It was..a lot to process. And still so. So. Silent. She decided they didn’t like the silence, not one bit. But the stars...their vastness and potential....that they’d never forget.

New Experiences


Time is a strange thing, because they don’t know how much of it passed before they found something new. Something lovely and lively and fascinating, creatures. All kinds of them too! Ones that walked or crawled or ran on 4 legs or 2 legs or preferred flying high above over using legs. It was refreshing to say the least! Though, they couldn’t help but notice how rough of a time the creatures had when she came close. They’d trip over themselves and fall, or drop something they were holding, or run headfirst into something- and as some of the creatures developed into ones with language, they’d hear all the words they could come up with for that experience. Bad luck, mishaps, bad breaks, misfortune...misfortune. They liked that one. Quite a bit, actually. The talking creatures gave themselves names, right? Maybe that could be theirs! Misfortune. Or, maybe part of it? They’d have to think on that.

And think on it she did! Until they decided on [REDACTED] Misfortune, or Misfortune for short. By that point they had already gotten used to the oddities of one of their favorite odd creatures, humans. They had so many..strange, ways to view Misfortune. Some believed him to be quite adorable in their hare form, going as far as to try to befriend them, others believe her off putting, or creepy. It always ended the same though. The luck Misfortune brought would either kill them, they’d try to turn Misfortune into something lucky, they'd grow tired of dealing with Misfortune, or they’d try to kill Misfortune. The first time one of those happened was...painful, to say the least, but it at least taught Misfortune a lesson. They can’t rely on what others want for them to be something to strive for. Can’t rely on them point blank. To be stuck to someone, to be chained down to something, was to admit defeat.

They would have to keep moving, never get attached to anything that wasn’t guaranteed permanent, never take a chance on the one thing that could truly hurt them in a way objects couldn’t.

Nowadays


But hey! That’s all the past! Something they won’t think too hard about! What matters now is the fact that they’ve found their way to Mahou Wando! Completely by accident, mind you, he were just trying to go on vacation when they hopped into the realm by mistake. However, the realm and its people proved to be so so interesting, they just had to stick around to see what might happen! That currently takes the form of them starting a casino in Little Nightsovania (the darkness there is comforting, to say the least), and seeing how many odd people they can grab the attention of. It won’t last forever, they know that, but they hope it’ll be fun while it lasts.

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Lady Luck

[ friend? ] Misfortune well and truly doesn’t know how to feel about the fellow luck entity they’ve encountered! After all, she’s everything they aren’t! She won’t leave them alone, seems determined to make friends with them, and she can literally curse them with pure good luck!! But...well, she’s something new, they suppose, so...they’ll let her hang around. For now.

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Luo Maeng

[ Friend! ] ”An unexpected but appreciated friend for Misfortune, Luo (or “mr white rabbit” in their book) is a source of amusement and a nice face to talk to. They’ve enjoyed dancing with him on the few occasions they’ve had the chance to, and respect his determination to be truthful. Also they like (metaphorically!!!) poking his brain yo see what reactions they get, and encouraging him to just let loose and maybe, just maybe, go a lil feral.”

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Marguerite Novalise

[ Dangerous playmate ] ”Mar is..well, not quite a friend, but someone Misfortune enjoys talking to. They like that she amuses their ramblings, and even sometimes fucks around with them as well! But, well, after a particular run about, misfortune realized mar’s magic might be just a *bit* too good a much up against them. Not that they’ll say this though! Or even test the waters! They’ll just keep their wordplay playmate at arm’s distance.”

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