Jimmy Flimmer

Jimmy Flimmer

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“This is Jimmy Flimmer. He's an old man who pretends to have cancer to receive benefits so he can pay his mortgage.”

Jimmy Flimmer was once a young boy, but now he's old and strong. he enjoyed watering his garden, riding his bike and dodging his taxes. one day, Jimmy Flimmer's fraud caught up with him. he was 80 years old when his employer at the soup kitchen he waiters tables at met the used car sales lot owner that he sells cars at. Both of them understood that he was doing poorly, what with his cancer and everything, and dealt with him leniently and dodged taxes for him. jimmy flimmer did not have cancer however, and was manipulating 2 people to getting higher wages. they both expected him to die soo, but jimmy flimmer was fighting fitter than his grandchildren. the secret to jimmy flimmers lifesource was the consumption of cash dollars. the money he held was riddled with bacteria, which he would consume like an amoeba. the actual money served no use to him, except for the rapid expansion of his garden, which was now over 40 acres and took up a large portion of central london. anyway, this was about Jimmy Flimmer's bosses meeting up, which they did. the only reason jimmy flimmer didn't get caught was because he tripped over and needed to be taken to the hospital so his two bosses couldn't talk to one another.

Jimmy Flimmer has a Sizeable Shaft

It's the story of how he buys 40 acres of london city, demolishes it and builds a park. Then a guy stakes out the forest and rims people who invade it and jimmy flimmer has to catch them and put an end to their rimming with his cat companion who also inhabits the 40 acres in central london. The themes of the movie include consent, environmentalism, and doing whatever you put your heart to. At the end he confesses he doesn't have cancer and he had been committing fraud, but everyone forgives him and he lives happily in his modest house london city, demolishes it and builds a park.

Dark mode is what he looks like at night time. It's also what happens if he fails to consume enough bacteria from filthy dirty money. He starts to absorb the light of the room so space seems to darken around him, his skin glows the same colour as hair gel and becomes oozy, like hair gel. If he does not get his fix of bacteria during this time, he turns into an ooze and becomes unpredictable; kind of like a werewolf. He comes out of the ooze form but without his memories; without a knowledge of what; or WHOM he consumed.