Hans

My friend Phear0saur designed this character in 2012 and I simply had to claim him.
I couldn't resist the primal urge to lay my grubby little hands upon his sparkle dog posterior. I'm not
even into the 2000s/early internet aesthetic, but like an asteroid to a planet, he pulled me and I could not
stop the gravitational pull. Now he is immortalized here forever. One for the history books, I'm sure.

"The Thing cannot be described—there is no language for such abysms of shrieking and immemorial lunacy,
such eldritch contradictions of all matter, force, and cosmic order. A mountain walked or stumbled."
— "The Call of Cthulhu" (H.P. Lovecraft, 1928)