Briar

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Briar Crowley is the poster child for emo teens across the globe. Petulant and gossip-hungry with a mean streak baked right in, he's practically made for pestering others both on budding social media and in real life. You know when he snaps his flip phone dramatically shut that he's just reamed some poor sophomore and left the Geneva Convention shattered in his wake.

He's not all cruelty, but he just can't help it--it's not his fault that he's destined to bloom into the antichrist. When not indulging his instinct for causing havoc, he enjoys his favourite slasher movies (full of murderous love interests if you ask him), scrolling niche forums, hanging with best friend Miller, and collecting blinkies for his blog. Just don't misread his username as 'dorkmagic' and you might get along for a little while. ★