Polhem

A clown who is perpetually in a state of existential crisis, despair and confusion. Why are we here? Why do we exist? Why is Cotton Candy Faygo more popular than Pineapple Orange Faygo? Only punctuated by moments of distraction, and then he's right back on his shit. Specializes in escapology and being an insomniac.

Writes like a doctor, constantly losing shit, still wondering what his key horn would even unlock.