Timmy

Don't let his cute face fool you. Timmy is actually an alien-- and not the kind that Trump hates, but one from space! The only reason he appears to be human is because he had to give up his body for testing. You know, see what diseases and genes the aliens have and shit. Something like that. It was either that, or be fucking dead. Those were Timmy's words. His human body was created from some DNA samples from his old body and from supermodels. Now, as a human boy, he helps us stupid-ass humans with the scientific aspect of things. We don't always listen, but an alien can try. We have made remarkable things with his help, but the government usually likes to keep all the good shit under wraps. Why? Possibly because they're cunts. Oh well, at least Timmy is prevented from aging. Who would want that adorable face to be ruined by time? Other than science, Timmy has actually helped the government give the public subliminal information of the existence of extraterrestrial life. You know, aliens on lunchboxes, t-shirts, and all that shit. He has helped come up with ideas for a lot of sci-fi stories. Timmy actually blends in well to the society of humans. He isn't very antisocial, has a job, and gets straight A's in his classes. He's skipped through many grades, putting him in the same classes as full grown adults. Some people get pissed off when he's answering all the questions. Others are the teachers. Timmy has a loud, friendly voice and a bubbly, cute personality to boot. Because he's an alien in a thirteen year old's body, he decides that he should embrace his otherworldly heritage, often wearing shirts with space-themed designs and aliens all over it. Even though he's normally friendly as hell, he'd break kneecaps if someone fucked with anyone he cared about. This isn't restricted to fistfights, either. In fact, the alien actually threatened to wage war on our planet at the proposition of experimentation of his fellow brethren. Good thing we had tactful scientists and that they had understanding leaders! Interesting fact: Timmy's native race has no concept of cursing. Therefore, when Timmy discovered it for the first time, he loved it. He was thrilled by the use of language to express strong emotion in that way. Therefore, he now swears like a sailor on bath salts. Base by nextlvl-adopts on deviantart