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Dadjoke-Ness

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6 years, 9 months ago
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Dadjoke-Ness
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Atheistic man is cursed by a pissy goddess to live as she does, forever watching what you love die. He has to find a way  to hide his immortality in the modern world, starting from being a lazy bum (like me) with no money (relatable af)

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About 5' 8" tall
168 lbs
Grey eyes
Reddish brown hair
freckles like a mofo
Mixed Irish, Italian, and Korean descent
The geekiest glasses, held together by tape and wishes

A slob, all clothes except work clothes are baggy, stained, or ripped - more so from laziness/inability to afford the laundry than actual desire to be messy
Works at McMonals
Plays videogames at night
Soft side - breaks the apartment rules to nurse baby animals back to health, then he releases them into the wild. When he goes outside, pidgeons flock around him a lot
Lives in a crummy one room apartment, very cheap, most expensive thing is his wifi setup (which he locks up with his computer)
Neighbors are all druggies or gang members, they leave him mostly alone