BERD

Just some things about him:

-He's basically a giant mop with a mouth.

-He secretes a anti-bacterial sweat which keeps him clean and also cleans the floor as he lays around on it.

-If you wanna pet him, you should probably stay topside if you wanna stay dry

-He'll eat anything and is basically a trash can.

-Is big... like, Van big

-Is capable of human and avian speech

-Is silly, lazy, and likes memes